How do I get vomit and red wine out of my Nikes?

If the vomit is still wet, sprinkle all stained areas liberally with baking soda, this will allow it to clump and dry, also helps kill the odour.Let them sit (somewhere cool to minimalize odour) Vacuum up the nasty chunks after letting it dry. Now you can either throw your sneaks in the washer and let them air dry(this will take several days) Or you can attack them with soapy water and a scrub brush...use a soap that deodorizes for extra freshness...something like Mr Clean works well. No matter how you clean them, you're going to need to let them dry for several days. Good Luck, and try having a garbage can by your bed if you're going to over indulge in the future